Most outrageous lies you've heard about builds?

[cloakedvillain]

This hobby gets a lot of jokers saying they went 80 mph with an ebay kit on a cranbrook but some claims are really out there. I always like "I could do it cheaper." If you could really do it astronomically cheaper, then do so.

 

[DAMIEN1307]

This hobby gets a lot of jokers saying they went 80 mph

Anybody going 80 MPH on a bicycle with a motor strapped to it should be confined in a rubber room wearing a straight jacket so they can't hurt themselves or anyone else...lol...lol.

Jerry Samuels, Creator of a Novelty Hit, Is Dead at 84 (Published 2023)

Under the name Napoleon XIV, he recorded “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” and, to almost everyone’s surprise, it stormed the charts in 1966.

www.nytimes.com

 

[GW's Motorized]

I've heard lies from my dad trying to make me look stupid. He claims he knows how to build a 2 stroke to make power. I simply asked him how. I asked him what squish gap to use, port timing numbers, port corrections, etc. He told me "none of that is important." I just found that annoying.

 

[DAMIEN1307]

I just found that annoying.

Fathers are supposed to be annoying...lol...lol.

 

[GW's Motorized]

Fathers are supposed to be annoying...lol...lol.

To a certain extent yes

 

[DAMIEN1307]

To a certain extent yes

You should have seen how much I "annoyed" my kids...lol...lol.

 

[Sidewinder Jerry]

When you show them the math doesn't add up; yet they still claim they're telling the truth.

 

[DAMIEN1307]

When you show them the math doesn't add up; yet they still claim they're telling the truth.

You don't want to "confuse them with the facts", do ya Jerry???...lol...lol.

 

[Sidewinder Jerry]

You don't want to "confuse them with the facts", do ya Jerry???...lol...lol.

Well I do point out Tour de France cyclist have been known to hit speeds of 70+ mph. They're also going down hill on their $20,000+ bicycle.

 

[DAMIEN1307]

Well I do point out Tour de France cyclist have been known to hit speeds of 70+ mph. They're also going down hill on their $20,000+ bicycle.

And a hell of a lot lighter than our bikes are too...lol.