Since E=MC^2, as you approach C, the speed of light, it takes an amount of energy approaching infinity...so my question is, as the amount of energy you requires approaches infinity, what kind of mileage do you get?
No, see, you are neglecting an absolutely essential factoid here. The entire bike, including the gas tank, is at light speed. Since the gasoline has mass, that means the mass of gasoline has reached infinity, which means that it contains infinite energy. Since you are using a fuel with infinite energy, mpg becomes infinite as well.
My question is - what the heck are the tires made of, to take infinite road friction?
