I would have to say that the worst thing that happened to me on 2 wheels was back in 1990, I was riding my motorcycle through Providence, Rhode Island in late spring at dusk, when all of a sudden, a gold Monte Carlo came up behind me quite fast and tapped the rear wheel of the bike, which in turn, propelled me violently forward as the bike and me proceeded to hit the solid rock wall in front of Johnson and Wales University.
When I came to, the ambulance was already there and the witnesses were already telling the cops and paramedics about the hit and run car that hit me and then told them they thought I might have broken my right arm as they said I had immediately stood up, picked the bike up with one arm, set it on its stand and shut it off before collapsing.
part of my face was peeled back, and sure enough, my right arm was quite useless as it was broken right at the radius of the elbow joint which needed to be pieced back together at the hospital and then was casted for the next 6 weeks or so.
My helmut was in two pieces as they put me in the back of the ambulance with the helmut on top of me on the stretcher...They say I hit the wall head and right arm first into the stone wall.
The paramedics asked me three questions..."whats your name?", I said, I don't know but I think its on my license in my wallet...lol..."What city are you in?"...I said Boston...lol....and the last question was, Who is the President of the United States, I said JFK...lol.
I started getting my memory back a couple of hours later...lol.
It took the ER surgeon a little while to get back to me after assessing me though...It seems that in the next room to me, they were getting 4 people in from a car accident with a gold Monte Carlo...Yep, the same car that did the hit and run on me, drugged up driver...Three fatalities and one in critical condition, the driver...Well that ends my little horror story, though I have to say it was worse for the guys in the Monte than it was for me.
Ps...See???...I'm not "drain bramaged"...lol...Just a little scrambled is all...lol.