I Love My Motor Bike (poem)

another bad boy motorized biker !!!

YOU STUPID F**KERS

one more of those eastwoodo
and we will have to turn you in to the big guy
if we can just find his phone number ???

bad boy bad boy what you going to do what you going to do
when they come for you ??

answer -- get caught
because you are not going to get away on that MB !!!

as we all have fun and ride the heck out of those things
 
one more of those eastwoodo
and we will have to turn you in to the big guy
if we can just find his phone number ???

bad boy bad boy what you going to do what you going to do
when they come for you ??

answer -- get caught
because you are not going to get away on that MB !!!

as we all have fun and ride the heck out of those things

sorry forgot about your virgin ears.heres his number 425 648 3395
 
we don't snitch on one's from up top the mountain

keep it a mind to our own

was just kidding -- come on now -- you know me better

who's phone number is that
oh no here we go again
bad boy bad boy !!!

MM

o you were just kidding?i have to quit being so parinoid:uhoh2:

we dont snitch from uptop mound florida neither.

the phone #?thats the BIG GUYS number!it goes strate to the top!
 
not really about an mb but here goes ill think of a new one when i get my mb up and runnin im tryin to get the bolt out so will hopefully get tht done tommorrow and be up and ridin tht afternoon




pull the cord away she goes stare and stare she idles like a star

jump on pray to god dont hit the gate on the way out
spin the tyres in dads garden then get the **** out before he starts misbehavin

tearin down the street full throttle people take pictures for references
come round the corner cops lights ablazin down an alley and off to victors.
 
bearings

Nice rhymin mountainman.

Bearings ! It seems like I am doing bearing related stuff alot.

I bought a big bag of all the different sizes on eBay for about $33. Now I have all the sizes.

I don't know what else to do. They really know how to hide !

When I round one up I can check it's size with this Park multitool ruler thing.

ITEM # SBC-1
Spoke, Bearing, and Cotter Gauge

http://www.parktool.com/products/detail.asp?cat=18&item=SBC-1

I clean them in Biodiesel then a quick rinse off in 92% rubbing alcohol from the local CVS store.

The biodiesel can be reused over and over because all the gunk will settle to the bottom of the biodiesel overnight.

In the morning siphon off the clear biodiesel and reuse it to clean more bearings.

Some books like Bicycling's Complete Guide to Bicycle Maintenance and Repair
suggest replacing the bearings just about always. They claim they get out of round and it can be hard to get a good adjustment with the old bearings.

If you have a big bag it makes the whole job less stressful.
 
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